Funny Cat Memes/Funny Quotes About Cats

Funny Cat Memes/Funny Quotes About Cats
Funny Cat Memes/Funny Quotes About Cats

Cats are a very funny little creature. They are in the world of their own, living a very quiet and sometimes mysterious life. Just observed a cat quietly you will find so many things amazing about them. Let laugh at these funny Cat Memes/Funny Quotes About Cats

Funny Cat Memes/Funny Quotes About Cats

  1. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

 

  1. Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen

 

  1. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? Bette Midler

 

  1. “Curiosity killed the cat.” Ben Johnson

 

  1. “I wish I had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket like if I moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good” Megan Boyle
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Funny Cat Memes
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Funny Cat Memes
  1. People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. Faith Resnick

 

  1. “You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” Jane Pauley

 

  1. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Mary Bly

 

  1. I don’t think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it’s the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. Debbie Peterson

 

  1. “A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.” Benjamin Franklin

 

  1. The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you. Pam Brown

 

  1. “A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.” George Mikes

 

  1. “No,” said the cat. “Now, you people have names. That’s because you don’t know who you are. We know who we are, so we don’t need names.” Neil Gaiman

 

  1. I’m one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. Dennis Miller

 

  1. “Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know.” Charles Bukowski

 

  1. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. Mark Twain

 

  1. Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. Stephen Baker

 

  1. If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead

 

  1. It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. Cynthia E. Varnado

 

Inspirational cat quotes for you

  1. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. Pam Brown

 

  1. “Meow” means “woof” in cat.” George Carlin

 

  1. “If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.” Patricia Hitchcock

 

  1. “When a cat flatters … he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.” Walter Savage Landor

 

  1. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. Leo Dworken

 

  1. “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau
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Cute cat quotes and saying

  1. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” Hippolyte Taine

 

  1. “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.” Jules Verne

 

  1. “One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.” Bobbie Ann Mason,

 

  1. “Cats choose us; we don’t own them.” Kristin Cast

 

  1. “Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.” James Mason
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Funny Cat Memes

 

  1. “A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” Ernest Hemingway

 

  1. “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” James Herriot

 

  1. When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. Percy Bysshe Shelley

 

  1. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley

 

  1. If cats could talk, they wouldn’t. Nan Porter

 

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  1. All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. Chinese Proverb

 

  1. The cat seldom interferes with other people’s rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. Carl V. Vechten

 

  1. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. L. George

 

  1. Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them. Robin Williams

 

  1. “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.” George Will

 

  1. “When Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” Seanan McGuire

 

  1. “I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.” William Shakespeare

 

  1. After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. Charlotte Gray  

 

  1. The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. Elizabeth Peters

 

  1. Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats. Marge Percy
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  1. Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. Stephen Baker

 

  1. “My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!” Greg Curtis

 

  1. Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner. Gary Smith

 

  1. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff

Valdez

 

  1. I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. Neil Gaiman

 

Cute cat memes that are very funny

  1. “Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.” Terry Pratchett

 

  1. A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. Arthur Bridges

 

  1. The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. Carl van Vechten

 

  1. Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets. Neil Gaiman

 

  1. Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. Helen Powers

 

  1. Any cat who misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf. Charlotte Gray

 

  1. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett

 

  1. “Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.” Miguel de Cervantes

 

  1. “I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” Edgar Allan Poe

 

  1. “I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.” Seanan McGuire
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Funny Cat Memes

 

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  1. “If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.” Mark Twain

 

  1. “One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.” Gwendolyn Brooks

 

  1. “There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” Dan Greenberg

 

  1. “I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not” Robert A. Heinlein

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Funny Cat Memes
  1. “The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course, he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing.” William S. Burroughs

 

  1. “In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and the cats are orange.” Jim Davis

 

  1. “Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purr. I say: No contest.” Lee Wardlaw

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